Here’s supermodel Bar Refaeli in various stages of hotness, from ‘I’d like to marry that woman and make babies‘ to ‘I think that noise was my testicles exploding‘. The pictures of her by the pool in her bikini and shades fall into that last category. She’s got just the right amount of ‘bitchy‘ and ‘I’m better than you‘ that I like in my women. Unfortunately, those women don’t seem to like the combination of ‘I live in my mother’s basement‘ and ‘I won’t be able to satisfy you sexually‘ that I’ve got going on over here. Women can be so cruel.